im not sure whenslashwhy my love for multiple studded items has dominated my life, but it has. maybe its because my parents shunned them when i was a wee lass. or my superego is a leather biker. not sure.

if i could stud my kneecaps, i would.

when i found out about the christian louboutin studded rollerball loafers, i nearly had me-self an asthma attack. MINE

after googling what they would set me back, i piddled myself. not willing to spend the $1000 dollars after imagining how many packages of crazy core skittles i could buy for the same amount, i thought DIY-hail. being a mother busy unicornman avec two internships, school, work and recreating medieval battles every fourth, sixth, second and thirteenth days of the months, i have little time to nourish myself. enter alyssa’s etsy shop two string jane . her studded mocc’s are pavlovable, but i was looking for something more dressy like the second-mortgage inducing rollerball originals i ever so wanted. to keep a long story short, alyssa is a peach and personalized me the most amazing studded shoes.

when the ups man dropped them off, i nearly overzealouspunched him in the face. cant wait to have her studd more garb for me in the future. eye patches, knee pads and multiple dogs. what a glorious world. viva la zukas, you are the bees knees.